This morning, Troy was getting ready to leave for his prayer meeting and I was getting ready to go to Bible study. We were both in our wee master bathroom (trust me, the hardest thing about moving from our previous rental to our current rental was the loss of my majestically enormous master bath) and we heard Garrett coming up the stairs. He entered our room.
G: I'm not doing nothing. This always means something. Especially when he volunteers the information himself, unprompted. He entered our bathroom and I immediately saw what "nothing" was.
Me: (to Troy) Do you see what "nothing" is?
T: What?
Me: Look at his face. His cheeks were covered in crumbs and red sprinkles.
T: Garrett, come here. Now listen, I'm going to ask you what you've been doing and you're probably going to get into trouble. But trust me, it will be worse if you lie to me. Okay?
G: Otay.
T: What have you been doing?
G: (without missing a beat) I was eating tookie.
I came downstairs, sure I'd see a chair pushed up against the counter but the little thief had put it back in it's place to cover his tracks. Fortunately for us, he doesn't yet understand how to eat without getting it all over his face. As for the fact that I would have surely noticed a cookie missing...
If you look closely, you'll see that the center cookie, replaced perfectly in the middle of the pile, has several bites missing. Having trouble seeing it?
Is that better?
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Garrett is really one of the greatest people I have ever met. I love how sneaky he has gotten. next week, he'll just sneak out and have a night on the town gallivanting with his posse. Good luck with that...
ReplyDeleteMy husband does the same thing on occasion as I make a goodie, although it is even funnier when the crumbs are lodged in a beard.
ReplyDeleteEven funnier than that is if I don't tell him and he goes along all day without knowing - that will teach him! :)
Who says kids aren't sinful until they reach a certain age? I know you didn't teach him how to sneak cookies, it was just innate. At least he fessed up quickly. On the other hand, it was pretty funny. J
ReplyDelete"This always means something. Especially when he volunteers the information himself, unprompted."
ReplyDelete- LOL. I think kids make this mistake too often.
Why did he have to return the cookie? He should have just ate it all. :D