Saturday, January 2, 2010
Toilet Bowl
This blog should be titled Livin' in a Toilet Bowl. Because, folks, I've got my head in one often enough. Seriously. Vomit is a post label and I use it way too much. I threw up. Again. But the really weird thing was that I only threw up one time. I cannot even remember the last time I only threw up once. I don't even know for sure if such a time exists. Last night I felt just fine until about 9:00. I swallowed some knock off Pepto Bismal with great hopes that it would stave off any vomit. At 10:00 I started to shiver and at 10:10 I yakked. Let me just say that Pioneer Woman's Enchiladas do not taste nearly as good coming up as they do going down. Oh how my throat burned. I wanted to reach my hand down my esophagus and tear it out. Anyway, right there, in the middle of my enchilada sauce barf was a perfect pink circle of Regular Strength Stomach Relief. (I am aware of the fact that that is just way too much information.) But maybe--just maybe--enough of it got in there to do the trick. Or maybe I just got lucky last night.
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Hmmm... and how long has this been going on? We soooooo need to do lunch. Sorry if that sentence made you want to throw up :)
ReplyDeleteAwhile ago a girlfriend of mine and I were comparing pregnancy throw-up experiences. Thankfully, both of us had it pretty easy over all but she told me about a friend of hers who thrown up so much that she tried to find food that tasted "good" the second time around. I can't remember much of the list, but I can tell you that she recommended Peanut Butter Captain Crunch as having a "pleasing" barf-taste. So, maybe the next time you feel sick(which I hope for you is a LONG time from now) you could try some of that. ;)
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe not.
You are the only person I know that barfs more then I do, I feel your pain. Hope it doesnt happen again any time soon :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need the surgery that Karsie had to stop throwing up! Then maybe you could also gain the 18 pounds that Wii game told you that you needed to gain! Just a thought. And yes, you DO barf too much. Gross. But we love you anyway :-)
ReplyDeleteEww. You could also try an emeretic. It will help with nausea, which if it's not a crazy stomach situation will stave off the vomiting.
ReplyDeletePS: All your vomiting is the reason the Wii Fit says you're 28 pounds underweight. :) :)
seriously I never knew anyone who threw up as much as you. I would see a doctor.
ReplyDeleteAw, sorry to hear about the latest vomit incident! I empathize. Congrats on only throwing up once, though... that's pretty remarkable!
ReplyDeleteI love that you have a label called "vomit."
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