The Little Buddy pooped 13 times in 3 days.
That's what happens when one eats copious amounts of fruit and black beans.
Then he got the worst diaper rash either of my children has ever had. His brown bottom was red. And puffy. And bumpy. And if I so much as got a baby wipe within two feet of him, he recoiled. We took to using the bathtub, a wash cloth, and large volumes of diaper ointment. He walked as though he'd been riding a horse for days.
He's better now. It was a sad state of affairs for about a day.