G: Jesus died by the sword.
Me: No. Jesus said, "He who lives by the sword dies by the sword." He died on the cross.
G: Oh. Yeah. But he fought with his big giant sword.
Me: No he didn't. But he'll get the naughty guys when he comes back.
G: What bad guys?
Me: Well...the devil.
G: The devil?
Me: Yeah. Satan.
G: Oh. Satan. Why is he a naughty guy?
Me: Because he's mean and very, very bad.
G: He is?
G: Mommy. I really need to teach him to be nice. I'll talk to him and tell him that he needs to stop being naughty.
Me: Good luck.