And then come back over here and cure me of whatever is making me ache from my neck to my knee caps.
I've had a hunch all day that it's some kind of weird reaction to my flu vaccination but I'm not having any fun yet. The majority of the pain is located in my back and arms but it radiates to, well, everywhere else. If I sit still enough I hardly remember that I hurt. Then I jump up to do something and I feel like I'm going to topple over, dead.
Maybe there was a little bit of Satan in my flu shot and he's trying to thwart my plans to bring the Word of God to the conference this weekend. I have news for him, my God is a whole lot bigger and I expect Him to show up in a mighty way.
If I still feel like the living dead this weekend I'll have pop some serious pain killers so that Satan doesn't win the battle (just the battle, never the war). Although, perhaps popping pain killers and then public speaking is not the very best idea I've ever had.