Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Shoulda Named Him Mabel

The Rock Star is, like, an 89-year-old British woman trapped in the body of a little boy. He often says things like:

Heavens to Betsy. He also uses "Betsy" in a variety of other strange ways. He's been known to say, "I'm whispering to Betsy." I've also heard him mutter, "I'm fed up to Betsy." Hil.Ar.I.Ous. This kid.

This morning I asked him if he was putting on his shoes. I'd asked him to and he's been having a great deal of difficulty listening and then obeying lately. "At the moment I am putting on my socks!" Came the reply. At the moment?

Quite. "I'm quite tired." Or, "I'm quite hungry right now." How many four-year-0lds say quite? I'm guessing not many, unless they also have 89-year-old British women trapped inside.

1 comment:

  1. If he ever says "God Save the Queen!" you have to put up a video! :)