I'm leaving my boys to fend for themselves for three days. Does anyone want to place any bets on what I might find when I get home?
Disarray?
Dismemberment?
My husband is reading this right now and rolling his eyes. He knows he can take care of the offspring, write a sermon, keep the house clean, cook, remember to bathe and brush the teeth of the wee one, etc. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with myself not having any diapers to change for 72 hours. I love you. Thank you for doing it all so that I can take a trip...
I predict that you come home to T-Money and G-Man sleeping in a fort. A fort made out of empty pizza boxes. Garrett will have a few pepperonis stuck on his face that he is saving for later. Beckham is not on his bed, but is sleeping on a new bed, made out of empty Cheetos bags. It crinkles every time he breathes. I think I got carried away. Yep, I did. Good luck, Troy.
ReplyDeleteKeeping in mind the differences between you and Troy to begin with (clutterer vs. anti-clutter), cut him a lot of slack when you get home. Walk in the door, close your mouth, and start picking up from the party they had, all the while thanking God that you have a husband who was willing to do it all.
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Oh, and have a marvelous time in New York!
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