But then I got to thinking that maybe they wouldn't let me bring them on the plane. I mean, maybe they would think I was planning to drug people with them or something. (I would never, ever use a Magnolia cupcake for evil. They are only intended for good.) So I thought that I should call the airline because I'd be really angry if they make me throw away tiny little bites of heaven.
This is the conversation:
Me: Hi, do you have any regulations on what food can be carried on?
Her: (pause) Let me look that up for you.
Her: (After forever) Is there something specific you are inquiring about?
Me: Actually yes. This is very random but I would like to bring cupcakes in my carry on. Is that allowed?
Her: Oh my gosh. We actually have a baked goods clause.
Me: Um. That's VERY random.
Her: I know. It says here, "Pies, cakes, cookies and other baked goods are permitted on the flights but the bearer of such items may be subject to further security inspection.
Me: So, it's ok but I might get pulled into some room to explain why I have cupcakes?
Her: Yes. You might get wanded or something. Me: Okay thanks. (I hang up the phone and mutter) As long as I don't get cavity searched. No cupcake is worth that.