"Oh, it is?" I begin to laugh.
"Is it really? I just made that up!" he responds.
"Um. No. It is not."
"Well, then, how do I say, 'I have to poop' in Spanish?" he asks.
"I have no idea."
"But you took a lot of Spanish," he reminds me.
"Yes but I never learned how to say that." Then it strikes me that I probably did. It is probably tengo caca or something of the sort. But I am not teaching that to my six-year-old.
It also strikes me that this is probably not something I should be writing about. But I really don't know how we aren't a reality show.