Star

He doesn't just look like me.

As we were eating lunch, The Rock Star and I had the following conversation.

G: Mom, why do they call people "audience"?
Me: Well, when a group of people is sitting around watching someone or something they're called the audience.
G: Like you?
Me: What do you mean?
G: Like when you come to my preschool plays you're called the audience?
Me: Yeah. Exactly like that.
G: (dramatic pause) And I'm the star of the show!