So while we were out in California some missionaries from the LDS church came by. Troy and I engaged in a discussion with them. Before we started talking religion, we shot the breeze a bit and discovered that one of the guys was raised in Guam. It wasn't until the next day that Garrett said, "Hey, mommy, remember that one boy who was from the swamp?"
G: He was from the swamp.
Me: (staring at him, confused for some time until it dawned on me) Oh! He wasn't from the swamp, he was from Guam!