I just hadn't laughed so hard in awhile, is the thing.
That's why I posted it on facebook, twitter and instagram. That's why I texted it to his teacher who replied, "Hahahaha that made my night!!! Thank you!!" That's why I'm posting it here, ensuring that my son will be on a couch someday blaming me for every blooming thing that's gone wrong in his life.
"Once, my mom told the entire universe that I meant to write pennies but, instead, wrote penis."
And I'll respond with, "Yes. I did it. I fully confess. How could I keep that kind of information to myself when I knew it could bring such joy to the rest of the world?"
The therapist will agree with me. I'm almost sure of it.
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