Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Interview With 13 Year Old Matthew

1. What is your favorite T.V. Show? The Office
2. What did you have for breakfast? Today? Uhhhhhhhh. I didn't have anything. (And then we exchanged a lot of words. He said he'd rather sleep in. I said if he is going to continue eating me out of house and home with snacks all night long he is going to start eating breakfast. And scene.)
3. What do you want to name your future son? I don't want a future son. I'm not having children. (I made him choose something.) Matthew.
4. Favorite Food? Lasagna.
5. What food do you dislike? Cooked vegetables.
6. What is your favorite color? Scarlet.
7. Favorite lunch? Chick-fil-A
8. What is your favorite thing to do? Be in my imaginary world.
9. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? Ireland. Anything with good cliff jumping. 
10. Favorite sport? Football.
11. What do you want to name your future daughter? Cashew. Matthew and Cashew. (Someone send help.)
12. Are you a morning person or a night person? I like to be up at night.
13. Pets? Tessie. My little brother, Will. My older brother, Garrett. My mom and my dad.
14. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I turned 13.
15. What do you want to be when you grow up? I'll do acting.
16. What is your favorite candy? Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
**17. (New question this year. This used to be "Farthest place you've ever been from home?" which has been Israel ever since he was 4 and, since Israel is PRETTY far, it might be awhile before the answer changes so...new question.) Where do you want to live when you grow up? I want to live in Ireland. In a shack on top of a green hill. With not too light of a green grass but maybe a little bit darker. (Um. Alrighty.)
18. What is your favorite book? Middle School: the Worst Years of My Life. Save Rafe.
19. What are you most proud of? My being able to do a back full which is a back flip with a twist.
20. What is your favorite movie? Spiderman No Way Home.
21. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken because the egg had to be fertilized. (Same answer three years running.)


And, for fun, I asked him the same questions that James Lipton asks at the end of Inside the Actor's Studio.

1. What is your favorite word? Saturated. It just sounds so fun.
2. What is your least favorite word? The N word.
3. What turns you on? (I rephrased with, "What do you like?") I like to jump off of things that are high. Into water.
4. What turns you off? (I rephrased with, "What don't you like?") Writing.
5. What sound or noise do you love? The waves.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Styrofoam. I hate Styrofoam. I despise it. It should not be a thing in the world.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Bumhead. Not butthead. Bumhead sounds funny.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would want to become an engineer.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Be a lawyer.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? (I omitted the "If Heaven exists" part)? Now your fun life starts. 

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