Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Would You Rather

We come up with "Would You Rathers" around here a lot. Tonight, Garrett said, "Daddy, would you rather have six hands on each arm or a scorpion tail?"

Troy replied, "A scorpion tail."

"Why?" Garrett asked.

Troy answered, "Because if I have to be a freak, I may as well be deadly."

Just a minute or two later, Matthew said, "Would you rather have a lion named Peter Pan or Matthew?" (Because he doesn't really have the hang of these questions yet.)

Troy said, "You, Buddy. I choose you."

"No. I think you get the lion either way. His question is whether you want to name your lion Peter Pan or Matthew," I explained.

"OH! Then Peter Pan. Otherwise things would be confusing."

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