As we laughed over games last night, my dad suddenly said, "You know what I never learned how to do?" We stared at him waiting for his answer. "I never learned how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors."
My husband, brother, sister-in-law and I blinked back in astonishment.
"I don't know how either," my mom nonchalantly mentioned.
"What? How do you make all your major life decisions?" My sister-in-law questioned comically and we all erupted into hysterics.
I offered to quickly teach them as this clearly falls into the category of things one should have learned in grade school. My mom, apparently feeling that this is a skill she does not need to master after more than fifty years without it, declined in favor of continuing to play the game we were already engrossed in.
I fully intend to hold them captive in my home until I'm confident that they can face the world with this important skill. I may have my five-year-old teach them. After all, how on earth have they been making all their life decisions?